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Boy Friend Girl Friend ke ghar me bhaith ke bate kar raha tha.. Girl Friend Chaye banane Chali gai … Boy Friend ne socha chalo check karta hu ki isne mera number “Baby” ya “Jaanu” kis nam se save kar rakh hai … Boy Friend Girl Friend ko call lagya … aur nam dekh ke behosh ho gaya … Nam likha tha “Bakara No. 5” Boy Friend Girl Friend ko movie dikhane se pahale paan khila deta hai.. Girl Friend : Tum Nahi Khaoge paan ??? Boy Friend : Nahi mai bina paan ke bhi chup baith sakta hu.. Boy : Aaj acha pahana hai .. Girl : Thanks … Boy : Lipstic bhi achi hai .. Girl : Thanks … Boy : Sendal lag rahi hai.. Girl : Thanks bhaiya.. Boy : Fir bhi bandariya lag rahi hai.. Girl Friend : Tum itne ghabaraye huye kyu ho ??? Boy Friend : Mujhe ek dhamki bhara khat mila hai …. Girl Friend : Kya likha hai .. Boy Friend : Likha hai ki .. “Meri patni ka picha chor do … warna jan se mar dunga” Girl Friend : Isme problem kya hai … Boy Friend : Par khat gumna hai … kaise pata chalega ki iski patni kaun si wali hai. Ek Ladki ne apne Bf ko phone kiya.. toh phone ladke ke bhatije nahi bathaya.. Girl : Tumhare chacha kaha hai … unse bat karao.. Bhatija : Par aap kaun ?? Girl : Bolna unki jaan ka phone hai.. Bhatija (Badhe masumiyat se) : Aunty par phone me to churail likha hai.. Ek ladka airport par cigarette pee raha tha, usey dekh kar ladki boli : Ek din mein kitni cigarette peete ho?? Boy : Tum kyu puch rahi ho?? Girl : Agar ab tak zindagi mein cigarette par kharch kiye hue paise bachate to samne khadi car tumhari hoti Boy : Aap cigarette peeti ho?? Girl : Nahi Boy : To kya woh car aapki hai Girl : Nahi Boy : Advice ke liye thankyou, woh car meri hi hai